Tiffin Wallahs

India most crowded city, Mumbai seems impossibly disorganised and yet its delivery network is the most efficient of its kind anywhere in the whole. According to a recent survey, there is only one mistake in every 6,000,000 of tiffin deliveries. Amazing...

Tiffin Service

Teacher Enrica - Turtle?

One morning mummy and Enrica were lying on the bed.

Mummy: Hey noi. I knew teacher Deborah brought an animal to your school the other day.
(I saw it from the childcare's newsletter.)

Enrica: (nodding her head...)

Mummy: Pretty big turtle crawling on the floor...

Enrica: No. It is not a turtle. It is a terrapin.

Mummy: Ah?! (I was startled.) Mummy don't know what is that. What is that noi?

Enrica: Terrapin is another kind of turtle.

Mummy: Em...( Paiseh...)
(Tracy used to have a few when she was in secondary school. Stinky little one. I helped her change the water most of the time. Damn it. There were ...terrapins.)

The Animals Save the Planet

Animal Planet rebranding on 1st Oct. They also created many short animated clips to wake for consciousness on saving the planet.

Worth to take a look as some of those are very creative like the ...

Elephant Shower
"...think of others before you used up all the water"
Even my gal can memorise the slogan above.

Energy Efficient Penguin
"Use energy saving bulbs"
I like this clip the most...very creative.

"If animals can recycle, so can we!!!"

and many more.

Take a look at http://animalssavetheplanet.com

马来西亚华语

这篇是来自我的一位邻居兼小学学长。 这么久没见,他还是超搞笑的。

马来西亚华语

新加坡奇人 - 果然有兩把刷子

A short clip filmed by Taiwanese at Changi Airport.

宝宝贴心话 - 雪糕篇

接了女女放学，一家三口站在窗边吃着同一条雪糕 。好爽耶！
雪糕吃完后，爸爸把雪糕棒含在嘴里说 。。。

爸爸: 女女， 这一个(指雪糕棒)可以吃吗？
妈咪: 不可以 。。。会死的。 (女女也摇头)

爸爸这时就把雪糕棒往口里塞。女女急得大喊 。。。

女女: 爸爸不可以 。。。会死的 。。。(眼泪直往下流) 呼 。。呼 。。(抱着爸爸眼泪还在流呢！)

妈咪: (爸爸干的好事)
爸爸:

宝宝贴心话 - 眼镜篇

有时候在想，我干嘛写这一些啊? 也许是害怕自己平时太忙或年级越大，慢慢得把孩子的贴心话给忘了。 也許记着这一些，好让她长大以后可以看见? 我也好想知道自己小时候有否说过一些贴心话感动过妈妈。

话说一天假日，妈妈当上司机，爸爸和女女在司机旁座位戴上他们的太阳眼镜。

爸爸: 女女你看你看，妈咪作 driver 连太阳眼镜都没有。。。 (他语带讽刺的说 )
妈咪: 。。。 (可恶的爸爸)
女女: 妈咪不要紧啦！我以后买给你啦！
妈咪: 啊 。。。 我突然间好感动窝哦！
爸爸: (尼就开心啦。。。)

Fairy 是美女

Two pieces of drawing pasted on the fridge door - 1. Scarecrow and 2. Fairy

女女： Mummy... (pointing the scarecrow pic.) This is scarecrow.
妈妈： Oh. You are right. How about the picture besides scarecrow?
女女： Em...
女女： 是美女。
妈妈： . . . (speechless)

徐娇 黄坤玄

看到徐娇("长江七号"里的童星)就让我联想到黄坤玄("阿朗的故事"里的童星).
说他们像其实也不怎么像.也许是神韵吧!

徐娇 - 一个越来越多人知道的名字.
长江七号 - 一部让人期待的片子.

周星驰与徐娇	周润发与黄坤玄
徐娇	黄坤玄

宝宝妙语 - 摘下来就可以了

爸爸：女女， 离电视远一点， 不然以后要戴眼镜就不漂亮咯。
女女：不要紧啦爸爸，摘下来就漂亮了咯。